KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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