I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't put those talents on a resume
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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