You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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