He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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