So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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