New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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