Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The air was thick with penises
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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