i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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