I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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