This girl is more easily done than said...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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