chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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