Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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