she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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