Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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