On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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