shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
