are you still at the devil's house?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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