mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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