I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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