Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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