theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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