she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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