My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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