I want to walk on stilts...naked
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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