yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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