i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
