I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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