some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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