the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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