Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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