Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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