He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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