I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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