Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
