Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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