I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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