nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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