So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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