your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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