They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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