Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
