I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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