Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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