Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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