i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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