Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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