I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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