oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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