sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
where are my eyebrows?
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