i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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