Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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