Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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