Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
her vagine was all disorganized.
Your dad touched me again.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
