windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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