I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
what day is it and did you see me today?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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