ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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